-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via meganmckinleymace)


polandbananas20:

ermergerd

hey come over here to me

isn’t it such a pretty day

I WILL EAT YOU NOW

(via booksplosion)


donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(via marykatewiles)


magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

(via tyleroakley)


(via kayblaisdell)


khlutzy:

clubuxe:

q’d ✰

indie/modern/fashion

khlutzy:

clubuxe:

q’d 

indie/modern/fashion

(via kayblaisdell)


michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(via kayblaisdell)


heyxkids:

don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty,  fake that fucking confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.

TAKE THIS ADVICE GUYS ITS THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE

(via supcake)


jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

(via twentyplayontwelve)


daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via twentyplayontwelve)