parolewords:

i’m still waiting for jace to refer to demon pox


Favorite COHF Text Posts these were the most I could find ok and it looks kind of gross but I couldn’t find any better way I’m not a warlock

Your boyfriend’s crazy,” he said to Clary. “Yeah, but he’s hot,” said Clary. “So there’s that.
City of Heavenly Fire (via forevershadowhunters)


bookaholicfangirl:

i love how in city of heavenly fire jace went into a demon dimension to save the world and everyone thought they were gonna die in there and sebastian was about to destroy everything and he was told to bring the essentials to survive but jace still brought a condom because THATS HOW MUCH HE WANTED TO FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH CLARY AND THEY DID IT IN A CAVE. BY THE ANGEL!!



for-that-feline-beat:

Clary: “…it wasn’t like ‘fancy lingerie’ had been on her packing list for the demon realms.” 

Jace: Hm. 

Jace: …

Jace: BETTER BRING CONDOMS. 


pinkandyell0w:

lightwoods: being sassy to herondales since 1878



Will Herondale in Heaven Part III

Will: *sings* MY DESCENDANT'S ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Will: Booyah
Will: HEY MORGENSTERN.
Will: YOUR KID'S SCREWING MY DESCENDANT OVER.
Will: CONTROL YOUR CHILD
Will: dammit
Will: OH YES YES
Will: YES JEM
Will: YES MAKE JACE'S BOOBOO GO AWAY
Will: But don't die...
Will: S2g, Jem, if you die, I'll kill you...